@mango_carrot: If Ashley Young was in charge of crosses back in the day, Jesus would still be alive
@TrollFootball: Ashley Young delivering crosses for Man Utd
If Batman was still alive I think he would have been a Gemini
That’s the number of times Ashley Young lost possession vs. #Barca
That’s the amount of crosses he attempt…
If Pochettino was allowed to invest in the summer then Spurs would be fully in this title charge ffs. Wonder if the… https://t.co/eveYNdDkM1
@ScubaForDogs: if you people had just voted for Hillary, xxxtentacion would still be alive right now
@AJFordTWD As he leaned back against Sagittarius. "If it wasn't for him, the Asian guy would still be alive.... wou… https://t.co/OYaPqdsTey
like it can't be the first day of cancer season, and even if it was he would still be pretty influenced by gemini still right???
Day 6,736 of being alive. My horoscope was still right again.
@peterwalker99 *sigh* if only Boris was in charge. He would build a cycle lane to the moon
Is mercury still in retrograde cuz Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints....
My horoscope was wrong today but right in the amount of stars the day would be.
@bitchthot420: if lenin were alive today he would be old
If I was in charge of writing my own horoscope it would say, "Big strong boys don't need to talk they just need to be crabby".
Gemini women dont have a type. We would be with the shortest man alive or the tallest man alive if we were in love.… https://t.co/lvpP2ECfQr
who knows, my first saturn return will be in 28-29. idek if i'll still be alive until then
It’s a “making peace signs to yourself in the mirror to convince yourself you’re still alive” kind of day
It’ll be a miracle if I still have hair by the end of this month JESUS
it would be nice if they came back in the end of august but i think they're coming back in the beginning of the mon… https://t.co/mcVr5loM2v
@WOOOLVRD: Wish X was still alive man.... sooo many conversations i would of loved to have with that man. I feel he’s the only one in th…
@wojespn If Lakers sign him, it would be the happiest day of my damn life. What a time to be alive.
@MrChuckD: Was one Of first to cop this back in Day and still got it. Berg @FINALLEVEL was the pioneer in doing a video per album song w…
"Happy Birthday Mr. President". Mine was on the 1st! Leo. The lion! I sure wish you was still in charge💜💙💛🎉✌
@louisecassie_: Be surprised if I’m still alive end of this month bro
Our Leo back in the day was Matthew. Our Virgo, Andrew. Our (other Libra, the one who was not perfect as our Jesus)… https://t.co/PpNI6azTmZ
I said back in December that pochetino should be manager of man utd after ole few months in charge. I was wrong th… https://t.co/wcu5EUDwkL
Today has been an off day, you would think Mercury was still in retrograde 😩
@ScottHech: If this crime was committed by anyone but an officer in NY, the prosecution would charge it as Assault in the Second Degree.…
@winrenult: let’s be honest, the seventh sense was too good to be released back in 2016. if it was released now it would have washed eve…
Back in college I would charge $100 per essay and if the essays didn’t get an A, I’d give the students their money… https://t.co/VvvevpVqgh
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