Love Horoscope

astrology hoes of the smosh fandom analyze damien’s natal chart https://t.co/JkwQ9C9KAg

whats your sun, moon and rising? — cancer sun, taurus moon and gemini rising... tha worst of the worst https://t.co/BXtSVNh7mt

@nattethebae @LTurgey omg i am a cancer :) also i don’t feel as though ‘ruining’ is the right word so much as ‘enli… https://t.co/Vkhg5bFmDT

@SilERabbit didn't you hear? the man's gonna personally cure cancer!

@TAYK46 we got opposite sun and moon signs 🥴 ily ♥️

Psalm 91:11 God can send many to guard thee Acts 12:15 refers to one Rabbinic midrash says 2 7 planets aka g… https://t.co/Cb3JMy1SRr

@gwenstefani Gwen bab its bad ass talking to you. I am a Double Libra+Libra Capricorn rising Libra man my name is L… https://t.co/BnrFVpkAf6

Ikaruga is the game equivalent of guided meditation but with dexedrine. https://t.co/CYGFrOSebG

@EveForster honestly the only astrological stereotypes I know are for my own (Aquarius)

An Examination of the Astrological Significance of a Moment brought to the reader’s attention in chapter 85 of the… https://t.co/jKNgyoiD2c

A New Episode is just minutes away! Can you say #Youngling? What the hell is #AlphabetSquadron? What about… https://t.co/0H5qq2Ogmh

Cancer taking all my loved ones man . Shit sad

@iamdavidmarsh: Single people for 5 years: I need to find someone in my moon sign, my tarot cards said it’ll happen soon and we’re almos…

I feel like my rising sign doesn’t matter because I’m an Aquarius and everyone can tell I’m an alien IMMEDIATELY up… https://t.co/ziUlEui0uJ

"You are admired and valued more than you allow yourself to acknowledge." Aww thanks Daily Horoscope.

@heymysticmamma: #FullMoon rising in #Sagittarius aligning with the Galactic Center June 17th 2019~> https://t.co/V5x40qhxNX https://t.c…

What in my fucking birth chart makes me bad at managing social medias

@reliablecomics Sounds like the work of Cancer Man.

I used to think it would be funny to write CEO horoscopes, but then I remembered Gartner existed.

if you know anyone who does chart readings for astrology PLEASE let me know i want someone to tell me about mine JAKSJS

@goodreads Sagittarius Rising, Children of Monsters, Turtles All the Way Down, God and Government, The Education of HENRY Adams.

Babylonians created the first zodiac wheel by observing how constellations transition across the sky throughout the… https://t.co/TNBwFQ33We

@iKON_fidential here :) https://t.co/Z3J1uwRB1I

@RedGiggler @en_hahaha @fIowerlul @mftyde @turkyfucker me and that girl can't be together she got horoscopes on her timeline

I really had my bio “bitch if i cared what you thought, I’d ask “ for so long w an Aries symbol lmao https://t.co/vExtpQZpaj

@VasilisaAngelon I don't know why, you're not fair, I give you my love, but you don't care, So what is right and Wh… https://t.co/0pnjUwhCA4

“Oh my god she’s a cancer no WONDER I’m in love with her.” -me, who doesn’t believe in astrology

@kmvanstone: If clouds roll in over the #rascga2019 skies tonight, never fear! The @AstroInAction #planetarium may be better than the re…

@AaronKiesser: @JasonNGardner , I listened to another SEAL talk about the the UN exfil from the airport in Somalia. He was a Marine at t…

I ordered the Black Moon Astrology oracle and gosh... here it is. 52 cards; Planets, Signs, Houses, Elements, NN/SN… https://t.co/0Op2fQ4RKu