Mercury is REALLY in FUCKING retrograde rn
mercury’s in retrograde dolls:
college? shut down
life? needs ending
hotel? no trivago no more
Maybe I will sleep again when Mercury is no longer in retrograde.
vital tweet: my Internet is so slow, I hate it when mercury is in retrograde (??)
Mercury is in retrograde and I’m going to change it the fuck up
@Heretoheal101 I’ve got sun, moon, mercury, Venus, Jupiter & Pluto in water — I’m always just so tired😴😅 (all in Sc… https://t.co/AVQpMKEMDF
@DougieSal: Number of American horses who made 12+ Stakes starts and won 2+ Stakes races in a single season:
y’all act like ur hard until u find out mercury is in retrograde
Wow mercury in retrograde no wonder I been so off! First I leave my phone on the counter &left work, then I left my… https://t.co/1WxElcfIWx
@kvetcherkitten @Mort3mer Mercury in retrograde during Pisces season is a mess
So many of my coworkers are going through it baaad this week. Like 3 left work in tears yesterday. Mercury Retrogra… https://t.co/kpQFwcbD9k
My cousin has 5 signs in Taurus, my other cousin has just like me +5 planets retrograde, my moms chart consists of… https://t.co/GGtg3igERp
This is literally the first Mercury retrograde I’m not blaming for everything happening in my life. https://t.co/rgBxYRaEcb
@dtaylor5633 Have seen it all over Instagram people saying they aren't sleeping because Mercury is in retrograde or… https://t.co/KJg0PA5XG3
I realized Mercury is in retrograde, and that explains several things about what's been going down in my life. But… https://t.co/oSktdwJXq8
Mercury’s in retrograde and my period is due - it’s gonna be a bad one - and this is why I feel so shite - damn u Mercury 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
,,,,,,, mercury in retrograde has not affected me negatively at ALL I’m actually less stressed and feeling better m… https://t.co/GRxKw30zS2
Reese Witherspoon Perfectly Responds to Rumors She and Jennifer Garner Are Pregnant Mercury is still in retrograde,… https://t.co/5FZWnX2wlM
Mercury is currently retrograde so if you got some shit in your life that you’re trying to fix or redo...
Now is the time ❗️
Mercury is in retrograde. Therefore, I am depressed.
i just lost cup pong to @abbiekemna and i blamed it on mercury being in retrograde
Is Mercury in retrograde or some shit? What the everliving FUCK is going on?!
It’s the Ides of March & Mercury is in retrograde?? History & Astrology really said fuck your spring break
as someone who is a complete mess all of the time, mercury retrograde is my time to shine
Maybe when Mercury is out of retrograde I’ll feel better 🙃😭😂
mercury is in retrograde sis https://t.co/FzzY0j9aw8
My mercury retrograde hasn’t been bad actually. I can say the same for the last few tbh. I just b hella sensitive t… https://t.co/XZXsZ662Df
@snehope04 @mihlalii_n It’s that mercury in retrograde shit. That shit is real
Can mercury in retrograde be over so I can stop being a sad bitch ? I don’t even know myself anymore.
ill just blame tonight’s depression session on mercury in retrograde
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