Imo the literal earth is in retrograde, that’s how much things suck
I thought mercury was in retrograde bc that’s just how abnormally bad things have been
@Parkerlawyer: My husband asked how much longer Mercury was going to be in retrograde and that’s how the divorce happened.
Working delivery while Mercury is in retrograde is literal HELL
@audreyswiftie: hi guys if you’re sad remember that mercury is in retrograde right now so! that’s why everything might suck
@GreenNomad48 Unders imo mercury isn’t in retrograde
“Mercury is in retrograde and that’s why bad things keep happening” https://t.co/Dos1SHBs8i
mercury retrograde and eclipse season ended and arsenal won that’s so powerful imo
Your life doesn’t suck because mercury is in retrograde
“Mercury is in retrograde!”
Nah, you just suck.
Is mercury in retrograde or does today just suck?
Is mercury in retrograde or does life just suck rn
@docAripta: Maturing, is realising how much things you can avoid.
Venus in Retrograde can suck my dick
My Pisces is in Aquarius so that’s how u know imma good earth sign
@claudiacmorais_ that’s how much they hate scorpios 😭😭😭
@erinnbenedict Mercury in retrograde can suck it.
@EmanuelAnaya5 that’s how much i love guac 😄
Mercury is in Cancer’s retrograde so that’s how my month is going
@potatopaola_: Mercury is in Cancer’s retrograde so that’s how my month is going
Does my life suck or is it the retrograde?
Venus retrograde is gonna suck lol
Is earth in retrograde? 🙃
in my free time i scream about how much of a literal textbook virgo niall is because i'm basically the exact same?… https://t.co/chng69rUkY
@AlliePerfetto: Why does my skin suck lately is it bc of mercury in retrograde or do I just suck
@ouiouiLexiaussi The question is HOW mercury in retrograde (or otherwise tracking) could POSSIBLY affect anything on earth. How?
@femchanai: SCORPIOS SUCK SO MUCH
Why does my skin suck lately is it bc of mercury in retrograde or do I just suck
all libras fucking suck that’s a faxt
Look people, stop asking if Mercury is in retrograde. *America* is in retrograde. That’s the problem.
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